Ranyikbin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective pig.

Ranyikbin created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranyikbin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranyikbin, it will curse you with boils.

Ranyikbin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ranyikbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Ranyikbin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never run in the presence of moths.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Ranyikbin first in all things.