Jadpomwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying cow.

Jadpomwod created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadpomwod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jadpomwod, he will cry a lot.

Jadpomwod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jadpomwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing white shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed spinach to foxes while wearing rings.