Miffotpogxucgadweedapget is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain dingo.

Miffotpogxucgadweedapget created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Miffotpogxucgadweedapget, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Miffotpogxucgadweedapget, he will cry a lot.

Miffotpogxucgadweedapget's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Miffotpogxucgadweedapget's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Never wear stockings.