Ladfebbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable fly.

Ladfebbon created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladfebbon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladfebbon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ladfebbon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ladfebbon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ladfebbon.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Ladfebbon.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.