Dublikcid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable hare.

Dublikcid created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dublikcid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dublikcid, it will torture you forever.

Dublikcid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dublikcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Never feed nuts to aardvarks while wearing hats.