Flagpasbop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented dog.

Flagpasbop created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagpasbop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flagpasbop, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flagpasbop's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flagpasbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagpasbop.

5. Never talk about rats.