Ladtaillist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful clam.

Ladtaillist created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtaillist, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ladtaillist, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ladtaillist's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ladtaillist's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Ladtaillist on top of important buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not take Ladtaillist's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.