Mutnurlbod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy hamster.

Mutnurlbod created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutnurlbod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mutnurlbod, she will think nothing of it.

Mutnurlbod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mutnurlbod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if eight ants approach from the north.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.