Stafken is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident jellyfish.

Stafken created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafken, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stafken, it will turn you into a snail.

Stafken's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Stafken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about optics near ducks while wearing violet rings.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.