Negdun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, duplicitous rat.

Negdun created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negdun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Negdun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Negdun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Negdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must pray to Negdun seven times a day.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if four bats approach from the north.