Farnxenlog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic narwhal.

Farnxenlog created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnxenlog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farnxenlog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Farnxenlog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Farnxenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not keep three tortoises in a large pit.