Fetrawtam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, passionate warg.

Fetrawtam created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetrawtam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetrawtam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fetrawtam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fetrawtam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never chant near manatees.

5. Do not speak about peas.