Matdittargutfatdobbop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable yak.

Matdittargutfatdobbop created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Matdittargutfatdobbop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matdittargutfatdobbop, he will turn you into a slug.

Matdittargutfatdobbop's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Matdittargutfatdobbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never leap near seals.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.