Habdinmappagvabbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, selfish capybara.

Habdinmappagvabbab created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habdinmappagvabbab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Habdinmappagvabbab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Habdinmappagvabbab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Habdinmappagvabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Habdinmappagvabbab's name in vain.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Habdinmappagvabbab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not laugh in public.