Wiptonkhan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous whale.

Wiptonkhan created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiptonkhan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wiptonkhan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wiptonkhan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wiptonkhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.