Ominbedcar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty toad.

Ominbedcar created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Ominbedcar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominbedcar, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ominbedcar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ominbedcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Worship no other gods but Ominbedcar.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ominbedcar.