Bomarnfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain snake.

Bomarnfud created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomarnfud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomarnfud, she will destroy your home planet.

Bomarnfud's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bomarnfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the south.

5. Never write about enzymes.