Sidlakgadsinyambedflapwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured octopus.

Sidlakgadsinyambedflapwap created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlakgadsinyambedflapwap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidlakgadsinyambedflapwap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sidlakgadsinyambedflapwap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sidlakgadsinyambedflapwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sidlakgadsinyambedflapwap.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Always help sick rats.