Bidwatdib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent fly.

Bidwatdib created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Bidwatdib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidwatdib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bidwatdib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bidwatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of geese.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Put Bidwatdib first in all things.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not kill swans.