Rapyartjad Jatbudquill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing weasel.

Rapyartjad Jatbudquill created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Rapyartjad Jatbudquill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rapyartjad Jatbudquill, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rapyartjad Jatbudquill's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rapyartjad Jatbudquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rapyartjad Jatbudquill.

2. Never wear black coats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect three platinum sculptures of Rapyartjad Jatbudquill on top of important buildings.

5. Do not kill bats.