Flagrilbetgutsinhugzanweg is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent
butterfly.
Flagrilbetgutsinhugzanweg created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Flagrilbetgutsinhugzanweg, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Flagrilbetgutsinhugzanweg, she will turn you into a snail.
Flagrilbetgutsinhugzanweg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Flagrilbetgutsinhugzanweg's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine geese approach from the west.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Never think about dark energy near squirrels while wearing blue trousers and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not stand on grass.