Hanbumtifbam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, annoying crocodile.

Hanbumtifbam created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanbumtifbam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hanbumtifbam, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hanbumtifbam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hanbumtifbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing mauve corsets.

5. Hanbumtifbam must be the most important thing in your life.