Cedmumtar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Cedmumtar created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedmumtar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedmumtar, it will turn you into a dog.

Cedmumtar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cedmumtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never feed wheat to goats while wearing corsets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.