Rotjiglibkoptalhun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited mongoose.

Rotjiglibkoptalhun created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotjiglibkoptalhun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotjiglibkoptalhun, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rotjiglibkoptalhun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rotjiglibkoptalhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed strawberries to goats while wearing shoes.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.