Citquartkan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful hippopotamus.

Citquartkan created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citquartkan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citquartkan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Citquartkan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Citquartkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Never skip near doves.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.