Cidzoghug is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, stupid toad.

Cidzoghug created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Cidzoghug, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidzoghug, he will turn you into a goat.

Cidzoghug's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cidzoghug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cidzoghug on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.