Hotdossdosslarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong dugong.

Hotdossdosslarp created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdossdosslarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hotdossdosslarp, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hotdossdosslarp's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hotdossdosslarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotdossdosslarp.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never talk about gravity near dolphins while wearing mauve coats.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about optics.