Laglakdav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy goat.

Laglakdav created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Laglakdav, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Laglakdav, he will destroy your home solar system.

Laglakdav's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Laglakdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Laglakdav.

5. Never jump in the presence of ducks.