Gennullkip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful hedgehog.

Gennullkip created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gennullkip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gennullkip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gennullkip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gennullkip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Gennullkip on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Gennullkip loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Do not eat wheat.