Ranvilrill is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident cat.

Ranvilrill created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranvilrill, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ranvilrill, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ranvilrill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ranvilrill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ranvilrill.

5. Ranvilrill loves snakes, so they must be honoured.