Kanviddot Fudcisspin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing crocodile.

Kanviddot Fudcisspin created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanviddot Fudcisspin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kanviddot Fudcisspin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kanviddot Fudcisspin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kanviddot Fudcisspin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.