Kinmissugfutbag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, proud pigeon.

Kinmissugfutbag created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinmissugfutbag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinmissugfutbag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Kinmissugfutbag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kinmissugfutbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.