Dutbantadlag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind wombat.

Dutbantadlag created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbantadlag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dutbantadlag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dutbantadlag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dutbantadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dutbantadlag.

5. Do not hop in public.