Tarpyarlpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sapient chinchilla.

Tarpyarlpib created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpyarlpib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tarpyarlpib, he will turn you into a duck.

Tarpyarlpib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tarpyarlpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.