Citcibtad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful camel.

Citcibtad created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citcibtad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citcibtad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Citcibtad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Citcibtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never hurt eagles.