Dabbedfid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty slug.

Dabbedfid created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbedfid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabbedfid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dabbedfid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dabbedfid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.