Lunwippangpophastarstermif is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited coyote.

Lunwippangpophastarstermif created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunwippangpophastarstermif, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lunwippangpophastarstermif, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lunwippangpophastarstermif's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lunwippangpophastarstermif's Holy Commandments

1. Lunwippangpophastarstermif must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide from black geese for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing blue ear rings.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never eat bark.