Wadcanhat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying scorpion.

Wadcanhat created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcanhat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wadcanhat, she will not care at all.

Wadcanhat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wadcanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not keep four sharks in a large pit.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadcanhat.