Xemfudpid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, smart gnu.

Xemfudpid created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfudpid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemfudpid, she will not care.

Xemfudpid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xemfudpid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.