Citbidbast is a god.

He takes the form of a large, stupid warg.

Citbidbast created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbidbast, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Citbidbast, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Citbidbast's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Citbidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.

5. Always look after injured snails.