Fumsatzak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving human.

Fumsatzak created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsatzak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fumsatzak, she will turn you into a worm.

Fumsatzak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fumsatzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Never look in ponds.