Lakpangnat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy deer.

Lakpangnat created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakpangnat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lakpangnat, he will be very sad.

Lakpangnat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lakpangnat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never feed limes to birds while wearing violet scarves.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.