Libfarndogditcendubstragbud Raplarnquart is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, narcissistic shark.

Libfarndogditcendubstragbud Raplarnquart created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libfarndogditcendubstragbud Raplarnquart, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libfarndogditcendubstragbud Raplarnquart, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Libfarndogditcendubstragbud Raplarnquart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Libfarndogditcendubstragbud Raplarnquart's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Libfarndogditcendubstragbud Raplarnquart.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing purple trousers.