Megyartfad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, slow hummingbird.

Megyartfad created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megyartfad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megyartfad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Megyartfad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Megyartfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never hop in holy places.