Hunhub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable dog.

Hunhub created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunhub, he will be very unhappy.

Hunhub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hunhub's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the east.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Hunhub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Learn five new languages a year.