Flamfommum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident jellyfish.

Flamfommum created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamfommum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamfommum, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flamfommum's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Flamfommum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flamfommum.

2. Never paint your back red.

3. Do not take Flamfommum's name in vain.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear white clothing.
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