Hitvolhom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, amazing snake.

Hitvolhom created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitvolhom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hitvolhom, she will torture you forever.

Hitvolhom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hitvolhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.