Yartjadhom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent coyote.

Yartjadhom created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartjadhom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yartjadhom, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yartjadhom's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yartjadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must pray to Yartjadhom five times a day.