Yartjadhom is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent
coyote.
Yartjadhom created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yartjadhom, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Yartjadhom, he will be mildly annoyed.
Yartjadhom's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Yartjadhom's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. You must pray to Yartjadhom five times a day.