Yarlyogcumquimfossrap Sinfenbugpon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Yarlyogcumquimfossrap Sinfenbugpon created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlyogcumquimfossrap Sinfenbugpon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarlyogcumquimfossrap Sinfenbugpon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yarlyogcumquimfossrap Sinfenbugpon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yarlyogcumquimfossrap Sinfenbugpon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.