Pomyarsommis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair squirrel.

Pomyarsommis created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomyarsommis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pomyarsommis, it will laugh at you.

Pomyarsommis' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pomyarsommis' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.